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In the Tabs: Miley Got Knocked Up, Zac Efron Went to Rehab
We read OK!, National Enquirer, Life & Style, Us Weekly and In Touch this week, so you don’t have to. It wasn’t easy.
Miley Cyrus might have been growing an unholy spawn for a while, Lisa Marie Presley killed Michael Jackson with lies, Xtina left her fat phase so she could be famous again, the ‘D…
This Week's Tabloid Headlines
We read OK!, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Life & Style and In Touch, so you don’t have to. That’s just how we are.
This week, the tabs are practically giddy over Lea Michele's grief, Kris Jenner drinks as much as her family makes America want to, the Royal Baby is pretty much made of gold, Dolly…
This Week's Tabloids
We read In Touch, Life & Style, National Enquirer, OK! and Star so you don’t have to. You can thank us later.
This week, the tabs are still shocked by Cory Monteith’s death, but not so shocked that they won't talk about it ad nauseum. Al...
This Week's Tabloids
We read Life & Style, National Enquirer, Us Weekly, OK! and Star so you don’t have to. That's right. We took one for the team.
This week, Prince William is really good at pretending he’s looking forward to and will help out with late night diaper changes, Robert Pattinson is working his way throu…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, OK!, Star, In Touch and Life & Style so you don’t have to. It’s the burden we bear.
This week, ‘Bachelorette’ Desiree Hartsock figured out that bachelors can be douchebags, Brangelina made us feel bad by being extremely happy and still pretty, female celebrities left the house …
This Week's Tabloids
We read Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Life & Style and In Touch so you don’t have to. No need to send gifts.
This week, Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana fought over who got the good drugs, the Kardashian house has become the next Survivor Island, celebrities come in all different (and really …
This Week's Tabloids
We read Life & Style, OK!, Star, National Enquirer and In Touch -- so you don’t have to. We’ve always been givers.
This week, Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are happy about their babies and their nurseries even though we’re so over it, Justin Theroux made Jennifer Aniston furrow her pretty lit…
This Week's Tabloids
We read In Touch, National Enquirer, Us Weekly, OK! and Star, so you don’t have to. Where do we line up for our Nobel?
This week, Bruce Jenner is charging Kris Jenner for every moment of annoyance she's caused, Paris Jackson is mostly just upset that people think her hair style is a cry for help, Kat…
This Week's Tabloids
We read OK!, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star and Life & Style, so you don’t have to. That’s just how we are.
This week, Amanda Bynes is still crazy and still needs to do something with her hair, Katie Holmes made out in the vicinity of a very long camera lens, celebrity moms make the grade (or…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Star, OK!, Life & Style, National Enquirer and Us Weekly this week, so you don’t have to. It’s June, so you should be outside anyway.
What's new? The Hollywood elite are finally as annoyed by Gwyneth Paltrow as the general public, Katie Holmes has a big ol’ “I’m over Tom” smile on her fac…
This Week's Tabloids
We read In Touch, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, OK!, and Star this week, so you don’t have to. (It’s a short week. We get it.)
And what's new? Amanda Bynes has been destroyed by fame, Angelina Jolie has proven that people will talk about a woman removing her breasts as much as they will about one who…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week, and we did it for you. So you can take that off your calendar. You're welcome.
Here's what we learned: Channing and Jenna are ready for their baby, Kris Jenner was caught making out with her money, Paris Jackson know…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Star, In Touch, National Enquirer, Life & Style, and OK! this week. That means you’re free to do something with your life. Your mom will thank us.
This week, Jennifer Aniston is no longer engaged, Ann Curry is taking her Big Bird nickname all the way to the bank, Jennifer Garner and Ben A…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Life & Style, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, OK! and Star this week for you. No applause necessary.
And what did we learn? Khloe Kardashian won’t take off her bikini, Kate Middleton’s baby bump has been out posing for pictures, Clint Eastwood is divorcing an alien, Miranda Lambert and Blak…
This Week's Tabloids
We read National Enquirer, Star, OK!, Us Weekly and Life & Style this week, and now you don’t have to. We’re givers.
It's a banner tabloid week -- we managed to find five that didn’t feature a Kardashian as their main cover photo.
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This Week's Tabloids
We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer and Life & Style this week, and now you don’t have to. That should open up some time for you.
A famous pal says Amanda Bynes should be committed, Jennifer Aniston has been hiding her baby bump, Miranda Lambert will stand by her man, Lindsey Von…
This Week's Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome.
This week, baby weight battles are raging in the headlines, Michael Jackson was murdered, Angelina Jolie has taken up collapsing as a hobby, Kris Kardashian likes martinis whil…

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