In case you hadn’t noticed, Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian have been expecting summer babies. Life & Style wanted to make sure we didn’t forget about this, so they got the scoop on the baby joy and showed us these two ladies’ first days as new moms.
Of course only one of them IS a new mom at this point, but we're still fed photos from inside their dream nurseries and forced to hear about diaper changes and sleepless nights. You know, again.
(Honestly, if celebrities collectively stopped breeding, we're not sure the tabs could survive.)
Meanwhile, there are exclusive pics from some of the Real Housewives’ new wedding albums. Something's always confused us about this reality franchise -- we don’t like to put too fine a point on it, but if you aren’t married, are you actually a housewife?
But we guess that doesn’t matter. They aren’t real either, so clearly it’s just a clever name. Anyway, almost anything is better than another photo of the Kardashian nursery.
Surprisingly, one of the Real Housewives is actually still married: Melissa of ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ says “sex saved my marriage.” Look, we’ve seen the show. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the two people having sex are the ones in the marriage. But, hey, whatever works. Congrats! (Please don’t have a baby. We can’t stand any more nursery pics.)
But wait, we haven't escaped reproductive reminders just yet, because Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan have shared the first baby photo of brand new, teeny tiny Everly. And while it’s always great to see a hot guy being a daddy, we’d still rather just look at promo pics from ‘Magic Mike.’