Hope you're not too upset about Jen and Justin fake-calling off their wedding, because we’ve got more sad couple news for you: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are at the end. This is serious, you guys.
After a huge blowup, Kanye told her he’s done and threatened to take their baby to Paris. Kim’s world is falling apart, probably because she didn’t realize that if Kanye takes their baby to Paris, he has to take her with him since that big baby bump of hers has the baby in it.
Maybe he just invited her to go to Paris with him and she took it wrong because of the hormones.
Not one to be depressed over Kimye, Holly Madison has lost 30 pounds in six weeks. We won’t quibble over the fact that a good 7 or so pounds of that were the actual baby, because we can’t deny that Holly’s body after baby looks pretty good. Either way, the lesson here is that it’s okay to wear a bikini after you’ve had a baby and lost the weight, but – as Kimmy K will tell you – wearing one while you're still carrying the baby and the excess weight is a celebrity felony.
In more ever-intriguing baby news, pregnant Kate – the extremely fascinating alter ego of the Duchess of Cambridge – is breaking the Queen’s rules. Apparently she hasn’t been seen in public the minimum number of 57 times since last Tuesday, and the Queen is beginning to wonder how she’s ever going to make up for Camilla at this rate.
Wow, Amanda Bynes talks. Then again, if you've been keeping up with her Twitter feed, you're probably just glad she took a break from her keyboard. Anyway, she told Life & Style about her eating disorder hell. Seems she can’t remember if it's "feed a fever, starve the crazy" or the other way around.