Star magazine has a bombshell this week -- and, in light of the recent birth, what a bombshell it is: Kanye cheated on Kim. His other woman actually talked to Star. Of course, Kim's alter-ego Pregnant Kim will be devastated, but since she no longer exists, we don’t have to worry about her feelings anymore.
Of course Vain Kim and Original Kim are still around and they’ll probably be a little upset, but they’re preoccupied with losing the baby weight right now anyway. Also, apparently we now know the answer to the question “will Kim dump him before the baby is born.”
We had a chance this week to take a peek at 10 of the most expensive celebrity homes, so we’ll save you some trouble and let you in on the secrets: They’re big! They're clean! They’re opulent! They have pools and marble! They look fancy! There’s a lot of glass and some nice landscaping! We’re guessing they smell good too, but it wasn’t a scratch-n-sniff spread so that's pure speculation.
Poor troubled Paris Jackson is on the cover of yet another tabloid. If what she wanted was less attention, she certainly went about it all wrong. Anyway, at this point, her mom is fighting the Jackson family for custody of the hurting teen, and we're sure this sudden display of maternal concern has nothing to do with money. Shame on you for even suggesting it.
And, as we mentioned before, Sandra Bullock is experiencing heartbreak in a family drug shocker. Exclamation!
We're treating this as a "choose your own adventure," so here's what we've decided: A Walgreens opened across the street from her nearby CVS, causing the CVS to go out of business and now the Walgreens won’t honor the points she'd earned on her CVS card. Nobody wants to pay full price for prescription medications, you guys. So we’re officially Team Bullock on this.