Get under something sturdy, because Katie Holmes’ weight is plummeting. The poor dear is skin and bones. Apparently, after a year of peace, Katie’s life has been thrown into turmoil as Tom Cruise returns for daughter Suri. And, apparently, all the food in the house.
A mortified Kanye West has now asked the world “What have I done?” To which the world replied, “Are you just repeating everything we’re asking you? Because that’s annoying.”
In their never ending tabloid cover relationship drama, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have separated. Or they have become separate people. It’s hard to tell. It’s something new and different – but pretty much the same – every week with Tabloid Them, so we’re thinking it’s the separate people thing. The two-headed, country singing creature that was Blakanda has now become two separate people! Eeeeeee!
Hopefully, that’s not how they reproduce, or there will be 16 of them by the end of the week. But they'll be able to set up playdates with all the imaginary twins and triplets the tabloids keep trying to put in Jennifer Aniston, so there's that.
There are other women in Hollywood, besides Katie Holmes, who are stressed and scary skinny. Starlets like Kate, Heidi, Angelina, Keira and Rachel are looking skeletal because – according to the diagnosis of non-medically trained Life & Style – they are refusing to eat, starving to be sexy, struggling to do it all, wasting away or having careers in crisis. We don’t know what’s going on with their health, but seeing their ribs in the photos did make us hungry for barbecue.