There was breaking news in OK! this week about Jessica Simpson’s dramatic delivery. We thought maybe her UPS guy was also a Shakespearean actor on the side, but then we saw the part about the last-minute decision to give birth early and how it saved the baby’s life.
Don’t get too excited, though -- she must have changed her mind, because she’s still totes preggers. But we like to imagine her UPS guy rehearses scenes from ‘Macbeth' during his rounds anyway.
Love is in the air and, according to the tabs, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are taking a deep whiff of it and getting married. We know this is true because there are photos of them – taken separately – wearing wedding-y clothes. Also, it’s June. Anybody spotted in June wearing wearing wedding-y attire is obviously getting hitched. Our congrats to the unsuspecting couple.
Dirt was dished this week when Amanda Bynes’ ex talked to OK!. Former Bynes boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had all the details about what she was up to for six months about four years ago when they had a relationship the length of the average headache. Of course, she was fine back then, so all he really had to say to the tab was, “Yeah, she was fine back then.”
He followed up by saying, “I don’t know what’s going on with her now.” And then, “Can I have my check, please?”
When we saw the words Will Smith versus the Kardashians, we were hoping it was a new summer blockbuster -- but alas, it is not. Apparently, there were just some new insults slung between the Fresh Prince and the fresh princesses. But hey, we’re just impressed that Will could come up with new ways to insult that family. He’s creative that way.