Tabloid Headlines

We read Star, In Touch, National Enquirer, Life & Style, and OK! this week. That means you’re free to do something with your life. Your mom will thank us. This week, Jennifer Aniston is no longer engaged, Ann Curry is taking her Big Bird nickname all the way to the bank, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck put their marriage in crisis for safe keeping, Hillary Clinton has a lesbian tell-all book,

We read Life & Style, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, OK! and Star this week for you. No applause necessary. And what did we learn? Khloe Kardashian won’t take off her bikini, Kate Middleton’s baby bump has been out posing for pictures, Clint Eastwood is divorcing an alien, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are spawning, the Kardashians' deep, dark secret of being a totally fake family is out --

We read National Enquirer, Star, OK!, Us Weekly and Life & Style this week, and now you don’t have to. We’re givers. It's a banner tabloid week -- we managed to find five that didn’t feature a Kardashian as their main cover photo. ...

We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer and Life & Style this week, and now you don’t have to. That should open up some time for you. A famous pal says Amanda Bynes should be committed, Jennifer Aniston has been hiding her baby bump, Miranda Lambert will stand by her man, Lindsey Vonn can’t figure out how to break up with Tiger Woods, Kimye’s babye is ruining everything, and all k

We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome. This week, baby weight battles are raging in the headlines, Michael Jackson was murdered, Angelina Jolie has taken up collapsing as a hobby, Kris Kardashian likes martinis while Kim Kardashian likes to eat, Suri Cruise is already hooking up, and all kinds of other really rea

We read Star, National Enquirer, Us Weekly, OK! and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. We’re heroes. We know. This week, Kim Kardashian is still pregnant and supersized, Angelina Jolie hates her engagement ring, John Travolta and Kelly Preston are having a $220 million divorce, Khloe Kardashian now has her best body ever, R-Patz and K-Stew are moving in together to save money on stamps, H

We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, the National Enquirer and Life & Style this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. We learned it's possible that Scott Disick isn't the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son, Jennifer Lopez was dumped by her boyfriend-eographer who no longer felt like living rich, Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, Bachelor Sean and fiancée Catherine ar

We read Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and the National Enquirer this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. Apparently it was Kardashian Week in the tabloids (even more than usual), because all of them were full of Kim's pregnancy weight gain and Khloe's revenge-cheating on Lamar. We...

We read Us Weekly, OK!, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. This week, we learned Kate Middleton is craving sugary foods, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were secretly married (and then replaced with Folgers crystals), Blake Shelton made Miranda Lambert have a showdown, Khloe Kardashian-Odom was rejected by her real father, and al

We read In Touch, Life & Style, Us Weekly, the National Enquirer and Star this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later. This week we found out Kim Kardashian is pregnant and alone (again), someone is leaving One Direction, Miley Cyrus was jilted, Snooki lost a bunch of weight and has smaller hair (possibly related), Suri Cruise has a double, Jennifer Lawrence has an awesome l

We read Us Weekly, Star, the National Enquirer, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome. We found out that poor Bachelor Sean has been torn apart by two women, Tori Spelling is still good for tabloid sales, Demi Moore steals from her family (boyfriends, mostly), Neil Patrick Harris is going to have a hetero wedding, people are talking about Blake Shelton and

We read the Star, Life & Style, OK!, the National Enquirer and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome. And what did we learn? We learned Kim Kardashian got herself knocked up for cash, the virgin 'Bachelor' Sean finally “gave in,” baby bumps are the new fashion accessory for spring, Britney Spears is hoarding animals, Kris Jenner wants all her daughters to sell themselves a

We read OK!, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, Life & Style and In Touch — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome, you ingrates. This week, Jennifer Aniston cemented her status as the world's most fake-fertile celeb by getting fake-pregnant yet again, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag amassed an artillery worthy of a militia, Bobbi Kristina got pregnant, Bachelor Sean decided to save himself for m

We read the National Enquirer, Life & Style, the Globe, Star and Us Weekly this week — so you didn’t have to. We’re givers. Along the way, we learned that O.J. Simpson had some unexpected relationships in prison, Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna just like every young boy dreams, Bill Clinton was involved in a teenage prostitution scandal even though he hasn’t been a teen in decades, Ad

We read Star, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, the Globe and In Touch this week -- so you didn't have to. Along the way, we learned Jennifer Aniston is back in therapy over Brad, Prince Harry went on a 15-hour party bender, Britney Spears is headed back to a mental ward, Kate Middleton is hiding her baby bump, the Kardashians just realized their mother is a monster, and a whole lot more... Read

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy dietary supplements and ranch dressing this week and here’s what we learned from In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer and Life & Style. As ever, avoiding the express line has had its privileges....

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy celery and hummus this week and here’s what we learned from Star, Globe, OK!, National Enquirer and In Touch. Once again, avoiding the express line had its privileges...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy heat pads and Bengay this week and here’s what we learned from Globe, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, In Touch and Star. As expected, avoiding the express line has had its privileges... Read More ...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy Alka Seltzer and carpet cleaner this week and here’s what we learned from Globe, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Life & Style and Star. We can't deny that avoiding the express line has its privileges. ... Read More ...

We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy champagne and confetti this week and here’s what we learned from National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, Globe and Life & Style. Even in a new year, avoiding the express line has its privileges. ... Read More ...