It’s a good thing we’re at least this tall because we got to take another ride on the ‘Bachelorette’ roller coaster.
First, she didn’t want the guys. Then she did want the guys. And now, the guys don’t want her. Poor Desiree has been rejected and was devastated after the man of her dreams spurned her and made a shocking exit from the show. Good thing we didn't eat before we got on this thing because dayyyum, that's a lotta twists and turns.
And uh, it was neither exclusive nor shocking so we just can’t imagine how it made the cover -- but even so, it’s a boy and Us Weekly chronicled Kate’s first days as a mom.
Turns out that since baby Prince George is an actual human baby and not, you know, an ocelot or something, her days were the same as most other mom’s first days. Crying, feeding, pooping, napping, repeat. (Oh, and the baby did those things too.)
Annnnd back to poor Lea Michele. Because her sadness is supposed to be some kind of new fascination for us – even though it totally isn’t – we got to read about her sad goodbye and how she’s coping.
We skipped again because this is the kind of thing we just can’t look at. She’s sad. We get it. What more is there to know? Hugs to you, Lea.
Oh hey, now we know why Adam Levine spent all his change in a payphone. He was trying to call home to ask newly-crowned Victoria’s Secret angel Behati Prinsloo to marry him. And you know the rest -- he made a surprise proposal and now he’s engaged.
Yeah yeah, whatever. Hurry up and decorate a nursery so we can see some pics.