Get ready to cry your eyes out. It’s over. Liam Hemsworth has dumped Miley Cyrus. The poor thing is crushed since Liam called off the wedding. And someone has already sent the magazine photos of the two ripped in half. (Such a time-saver, that.)
Of course, Us Weekly knows what tore them apart – both the couple and the photos – and why his family is so relieved.
All we can think about right now is Miley’s achy breaky heart. And that her dad’s annoying songs probably aren’t much help right now.
The weight of Christina Aguilera’s head clocked in a little lower on the Us Weekly scales. Either that or she’s not spilling the secrets of the last five pounds, because here she's only claiming she lost 20 pounds.
She looks all kinds of wow, but those last five pounds are totes up to you.
We aren’t sure if it was Regular Kim, Pregnant Kim or Vain Kim, but one of the Kim Kardashians went on a wild baby spree and spent $4,000 on a crib. Probably so she could get one big enough to hold all the wild babies she scooped up during said spree. (They bite.)
Finally, if you’d rather see shows about drugs than do drugs – no, we’re not talking to you, Amanda Bynes – then you’ll be excited over the ‘Breaking Bad’ reunion that was captured in Aaron Paul’s wedding pics.
But if you’re over that show and into ‘Game of Thrones’ now, you probably don’t want to see anyone’s wedding pics after Sunday's show. Because daaaaaaaamn.