Star has the obligatory Kardashian cover this week, and we were amazed to find out that the Kardashians are going broke. We were sad that their mouths were not also “broke.” (We slay us.)
Anyway, they are millions in debt and are being threatened by the IRS over unpaid taxes. Time to sue someone. Kim is still racking up $350,00 a month on credit cards and their financial advisor has been jailed for fraud. In the fall, expect a new reality show called ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ Kash Krunch.’
They’re blazing trails over at Star magazine with an article about the hottest bods on the beach. Some of the people, like Selena Gomez, are in their 20s, and some of the people, like Demi Moore, are in their 50s. All of the breasts are about the same age. Either way, it beats the scary surgery pics.
Matt Lauer is doing his best Empire impression and striking back at Ann Curry by saying that she’s a psycho. If that’s the case, we don’t think “Big Bird” was a very good nickname for her, because Big Bird always seems to be on an even keel. We’re surprised no one has called any of those involved “Oscar the Grouch,” because that seems far more appropriate.
Still, congrats to the ‘Today Show’ for doing what they can with sluggish ratings and a dwindling audience. Start a Kathie Lee and Hoda fight and we’re on board.
Finally, you can write it in pen because it’s official. 'Hunger Games' co-stars Liam Hemsworth and Jennifer Lawrence are in love. We know this because the Star managed to find a photo of the two together, looking at each other. This would never happen unless they were in love, you guys. Or unless they were working on a film together.
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