Not only is Kim Kardashian dealing with the pressures of a new baby and of living with her baby daddy and her mom, she’s also having a body struggle. According to In Touch, Kim said, “I need to be skinny now.” In fact, the new mom is already dieting in a desperate attempt to keep Kanye from leaving her again.
Of course, we’re pretty sure keeping her mouth busy with food in it is a good way to be less annoying and make him stick around, so she might want to reconsider. (One of us around here kept a marriage together for years this way.)
Aw, more kind words about James Gandolfini. In Touch said farewell to a “gentle giant.” And then went on to go inside his tragic final days instead of just leaving it at that.
(These tabs should really be careful about crossing Tony Soprano like that. We’re starting to feel like at least one cover is going to feature a severed horse head by next week.)
Quelle surprise: J. Lo is single again. Her boyfriend crisis has led her to this sad state. Fortunately, she seems to be in pretty good with the President of Turkmenistan, so maybe she can date him for a while. Who cares about human rights violations when you have holiday parties coming up in a few months? No one likes going to those alone.
Finally, we had a real “yikes” moment when we saw photos of Madonna and Meg Ryan and wondered to ourselves, “Did surgery ruin their looks or was it just really badly timed and photoshopped pictures?” The answer is that we’ll never know.
But we do know Meg Ryan might want to get on the short list to play the Joker in the next ‘Batman’ flick. Because daaaaamn.