There are some juicy Hollywood divorce shockers in the National Enquirer. We were hoping to find out all these people were actually married to aliens, but it’s just the normal, not-that-shocking, Hollywood marriage stuff.
For example, Miranda Lambert might divorce Blake Shelton since his cheating and lies have been exposed, Clint Eastwood could divorce his wife Dina because of her dangerous pill popping and booze habits, and Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are having some divorce attorney drama.
Thankfully, if you’re on the edge of your seat, the National Enquirer knows whose marriage can be saved and whose can’t. (We still think there are aliens in there somewhere.)
They also know about the Boston bomber’s creepy obsession with Miss USA. It’s just one more thing he shares in common with Donald Trump (aside from questionable people skills and oddly poufy hair). Someone may want to call Maury Povich and see about arranging a paternity test.
You probably aren’t ready for this, but former ‘Munsters’ star Butch Patrick is involved in a murder bombshell. Unlike the editors at the Enquirer, we realize that it’s in poor taste to use the term “bombshell” right next to a blurb about a suspected murderer who used a bomb as his weapon of choice, but we have to write it like we see it.
Anyway, there is a shocking claim by the victim’s sister, which is that someone still remembers or cares who the Munsters and Butch Patrick are.
It’s not Halloween, but it looks like Maria Shriver has left the house with a mask on. Either that or she’s been involved in a plastic surgery nightmare. Yikes. Of course, it’s possible that the magazine cover staff just put a lot of time and effort into finding the worst possible snapshot of the former Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger, but even so, we have to find out what happened.