The new, hot trend in Hollywood is showing your wealth by getting a divorce with a hefty price tag on it and the National Enquirer has the next lucky couple. According to the mag, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are demonstrating their star power with a $135 million divorce. Added perks with a divorce of this expense include cheating allegations wrecking a 16-year marriage, being "treated like a dog" and a sexy young star to come between the couple. We average Americans can only dream of such opulence.
That sly devil, Harrison Ford, has been making secret visits to a "cancer" doc. We're not sure how the quotation marks apply, but the shocking photos of his neck indicate that "cancer" might be code for "dermatologist." Of course, a rep for the devious, aging movie star denies any health fears, so that means we have to believe what the tabloid says. As always.
The newsstand's favorite dysfunctional couple is at it again as Miranda Lambert begs her hubby Blake Shelton to go to rehab. Apparently the 'Voice' star's boozing is out of control. Seems to us that means his boozing should go to rehab, but maybe Miranda just wants a break from both of them, so off he goes.
Harrison Ford is seeing a fake cancer doctor for non-health fears while Hollywood starlets who are too young to die are passing away right and left. Granted, Gia from 'The Bachelor' wasn't exactly a starlet, but the Enquirer feels that it wasn't her time, even though they know what drove her to suicide. They also have insight into Lisa Robin Kelly's violent last days, for those of us who have an insatiable and morbid curiosity. The rest of us just read the horoscopes instead.