Donald Trump

Miley Cyrus' twerktastic performance during last week's MTV Video Music Awards had tongues and angry foam fingers wagging. Except apparently for mop-topped billionaire Donald Trump, who went on record via his Vine account to support Cyrus. We know, we're haven't been this confused since Bill O'Reilly said he supported gay marriage.

Today (June 18) celebrities bloviated, gave organizational tips, forgot some things, reclaimed their names and celebrated birthdays.

We're a big fan of Twitter fights here, especially when they involve Donald Trump -- but especially especially when they involve Donald Trump being called out for being a blowhard. Which is exactly what happened when Trump got into a debate with 'Modern Family' writer Danny Zuker.

When Donald Trump made a random appearance on Fox & Friends on Monday, June 10 (just because he could), he was asked the most pressing of questions: What did he think about the Miss World competition removing the bikini portion of its contest due to complaints from the Muslim community in Indonesia, where the pageant is being held?

Donald Trump will more or less put his face on anything -- cufflinks, eyewear and even hunks of meat. But now he's lent himself to a new crowdfunding website, and has decided to give away "suitcases full of cash" to help spread the word. Provided he doesn't bankrupt the company first, of course.

There are plenty of unflattering things in this world to be compared to, but probably the most horrifying of those is having someone say you look like Donald Trump. Unfortunately, that's the lot in life of London's Mayor Boris Johnson (and his hair).

You wouldn't assume that blowsy billionaire Donald Trump once had money troubles, but back in 1990, he was some $900 million in debt.

Donald Trump is dropping his latest frivolous, attention-starved lawsuit against Bill Maher.

Donald Trump, who has his share of detractors thanks to public stunts like asking President Obama to prove his citizenship and suing comedian Bill Maher for cracking jokes about him, was so happy that someone actually complimented him on Twitter for once that he went right ahead and retweeted the seemingly innocuous statement without giving it a second thought. At least until someone pointed out t

Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump generally uses his Twitter account to complain about the state of the world, which is why everyone was confused when he seemingly posted a “raunchy” Lil Wayne lyric from will.i.am. and Britney Spears' remix version of 'Scream & Shout' instead of announcing his latest ridiculous lawsuit.

For some reason – most likely naïve hope – Bill Maher didn't anticipate that he would be asked to talk about the lawsuit between him and Donald Trump on 'Conan' last night (Feb. 12). Thankfully for us, Maher did eventually discuss how he's being sued by the attentionwhoring billionaire for claiming Trump was descended from orangutans.

As he's wont to do, Donald Trump is trying to take someone else to court over something as petty and idiotic as he is. This time, the defendant is Bill Maher, who claimed that Trump is the offspring of his mother's unholy union with an orangutan. We don't blame Trump, but for different reasons: Even missing links would be less annoying and douchey than he is.

Donald Trump might be the only person aside from the contestants who think his pageants are remotely relevant. And today they are, because they earned him another $5 million without much work. The perpetually rust-colored tycoon won a lawsuit against a former Miss USA contestant who accused the pageant of being rigged. We almost care.

As infamous for running his mouth as he is for bad investments and even worse hair, Donald Trump is once again expressing an opinion where he shouldn't -- this time joining Olivier Martinez in taking shots at Gabriel Aubry.

Donald Trump has plenty of cash, so you'd think he'd fork over some of that paper for a quality cut — or at least hire a stylist who'd make sure his hair actually looks good.

Badly-coiffed blowhard Donald Trump has been dialing up the douchebaggery lately. So much so that the public is now demanding beloved retailer Macy’s end its affiliation with him and take those Trumptastic TV commercials off the air. So in that most traditional and passive-aggressive American way, an online petition is making the rounds. But will Macy’s comply?

While celebrities cheered the reelection of President Obama last night, horribly-coiffed blowhard billionaire Donald Trump rolled around in his money like Scrooge McDuck and complained to an unsympathetic internet.

Billionaire and Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban issued yet another counter-offer to Donald Trump, mocking his birther-related bid to see a copy of President Obama's passport information and school records. And while this offer does not involve Stephen Colbert's balls, the result would be equally satisfying. Well, for someone anyway.

When Stephen Colbert isn't filming cameos in Middle-earth or hosting his satirical political program 'The Colbert Report,' he's inviting self-indulgent billionaire jerks to open wide so he can put his balls in their mouths. For charity, of course.

We're running out of ways to call Donald Trump a tool around here. He's not just one tool, he's a whole tool box. An entire tool company. A Black & Decker, if you will. And his latest "big announcement" proves his screws are still loose.