2: The Donald’s Comb-Over

Donald Trump has plenty of cash, so you'd think he'd fork over some of that paper for a quality cut — or at least hire a stylist who'd make sure his hair actually looks good.

Instead, he rocks a ridiculous comb-over and isn't fooling anyone.

We don't know how The Donald walks past a mirror and isn't ashamed of himself (for this and so many other things).