Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Bad Celebrity Tattoos

In the world of tattoos (as with anything else) there are good ones, bad ones, and those that should be lasered off before the ink even sets. Celebrity tats are no different. Just because someone is rich and famous doesn't mean their body art is any better than anyone else's. In fact, sometimes it's the exact opposite.

Stars Who Live Off the Grid

Not every celebrity loves being in the spotlight 24/7, as hard as that is to believe. Plenty of celebs live outside of Los Angeles and New York to avoid any undue attention and stay under the radar. Although they still probably have satellite homes in those places -- just in case they're itching for an ego boost.

Outrageous Celebrity Purchases

With ridiculous celebrity salaries comes ridiculous celebrity purchases, and a few stars have spent their dough on some pretty outrageous buys. It's like the more cash they have, the more problems they don't see.

Celebrity Plastic Surgery – Before and After

Since the fountain of youth is a myth perpetrated by that silly fictional adventurer Ponce de León, Hollywood celebrities must rely on plastic surgeons to help them keep their youthful appearances. Or at least try to.

Celebrities Who’ve Appeared in Video Games

Apparently it's not enough that celebrities have cross-pollinated their careers to the point where they're actors, models, musicians, songwriters, mathematicians and authors. Now they've also pervaded our video games.

10 Best ‘Knocked Up’ Quotes

Director Judd Apatow changed how we think of comedy with his 2007 film 'Knocked Up,' in which a one night stand between Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl goes horribly awry and she ends up pregnant with a baby that she decides to keep. Who knew that a movie about the dangers of not using protection could be so funny, or so heartwarming?

10 Best ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes

'Bridesmaids' managed to be the runaway comedy of 2011. It was also was the highest grossing Judd Apatow-produced film -- and his first film nominated for Academy Awards for Best Original Screenplay (written by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo) and Best Supporting Actress (the hilarious Melissa McCarthy).

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Emotions, they're so confusing. This three-time Tim Burton actress may have had her understanding of cheerfulness messed up by all that Danny Elfman music when she told the press, "I feel my best when I'm happy." You know, unlike the rest of us.

Billy Zane + Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep – Celebrity Doppelgangers

No, all bald men do not look the same to us. But when they're as ruggedly handsome as Billy Zane and Arnold Vosloo, it can be a little harder to distinguish them from Mr. Clean. In fact, if they had earrings and held cleaning products, we'd be completely lost.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This Hollywood Hills home is owned by a producer who writes, stars in and directs his own films. Films he should really stop making because just having his name attached to something often makes us not want to see it.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This Academy Award winning actress and singer is a big health food proponent. So much so that she thinks they have magical powers and once said, "I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor."

Keira Knightley as Anna Karenina + Katie McGrath as Morgana – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Keira Knightley is a British actress known for her work in period pieces. Katie McGrath is an Irish actress best recognized as the enchantress Morgana in the BBC series 'Merlin.' Both have a propensity for keeping their mouths open, which is why we think they're a match made in doppelganger heaven.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This newly-purchased Los Angeles home was just snapped up by a recently engaged actor/literal son of a preacher man for him and his fiance to grow old in. At least until the final season of his show airs this summer and he has to find other career prospects.

5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies

On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

There's a reason supermodels aren't usually Mensa members, and that's because they're hired for how nice they look in panties -- not necessary their smarts. This Canadian beauty was once quoted as saying, "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to...

Miley Cyrus + Jenna Jameson – Celebrity Doppelgangers

On your right, you have porn star Jenna Jameson. On your left, you have performer Miley Cyrus. Miley, this is your futuuuuure.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This London native is selling his Maida Vale home and is moving on up to the more well-to-do English neighborhood of Highgate. Which sounds more like the plot of a 'Downton Abbey' episode and less like a real estate transaction to us.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Get out your tiny violins and prepare the dirge. This celebutante leads a pretty charmed life, but if you listen to her side of the story, "Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."

Jim Rash + J.P. Manoux – Celebrity Doppelgangers

We hope all you 'Community' fans had a great October 19th yesterday. To celebrate the season four premiere, we already made Joel McHale our Daily Swoon -- and today's celebrity look-alikes are none other than Jim Rash and J.P. Manoux, who played Dean Pelton and his Doppel-deaner in an arc that had the real Dean held hostage and replaced for nefarious purposes on the NBC sitcom.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

Don't let appearances fool you. This New York City townhouse is bigger on the inside, and as an added bonus, it's owned by an Oscar-nominated actor. That's almost as good as an Oscar-winning actor, at least for resale value.