Donald Trump

Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.

One of America's biggest blowhards, Donald Trump, also possesses one of the country's worst heads of hair. So this advice -- as with everything else he says ever -- should be roundly ignored.

You can always count on Donald Trump to voice an opinion no one asked for. The latest example? He's weighed in on the Kate Middleton topless photo scandal.