Tweets of the Day

Today on Twitter (July 25) no one made any Christmas in July references, which made us super sad pandas. It was also Thursday, which really means pre-Friday. (Dear Rebecca Black, kindly make a 'Friday' follow-up called 'Thursday' so we can mock it on the regular.)

It's over! Royal Baby fever is finally over! Thank you, Twitter, for ceasing to care. Instead, today (July 24) was all about making new friends, getting birthday wishes from the old, and reminding people to watch/buy your new product.

Happy Tuesday, everyone. Aka "at least it's not Monday." Today (July 23) Twitter was abuzz because Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted the Royal Baby. And looked good doing it. But fortunately, there were other distractions too.

Today (July 22), some celebs talked about the upcoming birth of the royal baby (who finally arrived today), some people spoke in memory of character actor Dennis Farina, and Olivia Wilde somehow managed to do both.

It's Friday, July 19 and despite what it feels like, not everyone you know and love is at San Diego Comic Con. Just some of them. To celebrate the impending weekend, the stars shared some photos, rallied for your support, and got their lives mixed up with the characters they play on screen.

Most of the stars were distracted today (July 18) by their various nominations (both Emmy and VMA-related), but that didn't mean the rest of the Twitterverse didn't have time to celebrate the creation of life, the continuation of life and just being alive. Self-awareness, it's a wonderful thing.

Today (July 17) was another scorcher inside and out. Celebs were earning all kinds of achievements, frightening themselves into being right on time, getting hassled by the TSA, meeting their alter egos and wondering, as we were, what the editors of Rolling Stone must have been thinking.

Today (July 16) was a day of stars sharing many secrets of the universe. Like secrets about how ads made them crazy, or secrets about what screenwriters are really thinking. They know the secrets to happiness and how to get cheese balls from Honey Boo Boo. Listen to the tweets of the stars. You could learn something.

Today (July 15) was a scorcher for some celebs. Others were avoiding creating dirty laundry, not waiting for much-anticipated babies, getting nervous before Comic Con and fully understanding the power of Howard Stern. Just another day.

It's Friday, July 12, so to celebrate it basically being the weekend (in our brains, at least), celebs spent the day being far too humorous for their own good. Or shilling their own stuff, but we don't care about that nonsense.

Today (July 11) was a convenient day for the celebs to be out getting Slurpees at their favorite convenience store. Some of them were also catching up on their favorite shows, tweeting photos from the set and coming up with crazy movie remake ideas. That is when they weren’t making up salacious rumors about their own husbands (we’re looking at you, Ali Wentworth).

Today (July 10) was a big day for celebrity Twitterers. If they weren’t calling each other out (yes, Colin Quinn, we saw all of your angry tweets to David Spade, we just chose to ignore them), they were coming up with new catchphrases, waking up from their four-day benders, or learning they were witches.

The Twitterverse was fairly quiet today (July 9), what with it being Tuesday and all, but that didn't mean all the celebrities kept their 140-character-or-less thoughts to themselves.

Today (July 8) we’re all a bit worn out from our holiday weekend -- and that includes the Twitter celebs. Some of them were tweeting nonsense. Some have officially switched to their summer drinks. And some are just as crazy as they ever were. It’s nice to see that things don’t change.

Most of your favorite celebs are still celebrating America's birthday today (July 5), but plenty of them still got down to business where it matters: Twitter. Because the truly famous never take a vacation from 140-character missives on everything from selfies to silly advice...

Today (July 3) was filled with randomness in the world of celebrity Twitter. Some were stuck on games, marred their own faces, pretended to work at K-mart, gave strangers money and handed out wisdom for our weekend. All were amusing and appreciated.

Today (July 2) it started to feel like the celebs were checking out for the holiday weekend already, but the ones who were still around were upset about Pluto’s moons, their voiceless tour guides, breakfast food choices and what Brad Pitt wears in the movies.

Today (July 1) the celebs thanked our nation’s firefighters, suggested new pass times, admitted some interesting facts about themselves, boomed to make a point -- and more.

Today (June 28) the celebrities were posting all kinds of pics -- scary and non -- on the Twitters, announcing their (fake) surgery plans, not caring what we think of them, and giving us many interesting things to chat about over our happy hour beverages.

Today (June 27) the celebrities were feeling some nostalgia for times gone by, helped other celebs find new career paths, made a few dirty comments and even had some fun with a skunk.