Dina Lohan Is Super Excited About Oprah Being Lindsay’s New ‘Mentor’
Since the news broke, Dina has gushed that Oprah will be LiLo's new mentor. Which, family trees being what they are, makes Dina Lohan Oprah's grand-mentor. Or something.
"It's fantastic. If anyone is going to help mentor you, it's going to be Oprah," Dina enthused to anyone with a microphone (in this case, E! News).
When asked if she would appear in the upcoming eight-part reality series, the erstwhile White Oprah hilariously replied, "Possibly! It's about family … and I'm family."
Poor Linds. Must Dina keep reminding everyone of that?
Mama Lohan also denied rumors that Lindsay would be bunking with her upon her release from rehab: "She'll be getting an apartment in New York. She'll be in New York. [My kids] may come home to mom, but they don't want to live with me."
Or, if they're smart, lend her any money. Because that just never ends well.