Oprah Winfrey

Lindsay Lohan's public contrition tour began Sunday night when her much ballyhooed interview with Oprah aired on the media mogul's cable network. And during the sit-down, taped just four days after LiLo's most recent stint in rehab, the actress finally admitted to being an addict.

Racism isn't one of Oprah Winfrey's favorite things, but it's something she has to deal with every day -- and the last person she thought she'd deal with it from was her one-time pal, Paula Deen. The talk show queen is finally speaking out on Deen's use of the N-word, and Winfrey's reaction, predictably, is rational, sane and just gracious enough to make the rest of us feel like terrible people. R

Lindsay Lohan's first post-rehab gig before her sitdown with Oprah airs? Sitting in for Chelsea Handler on 'Chelsea Lately.' And she's actually pretty hilarious, charming and self-aware.

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey will be working together soon -- on both a post-rehab interview and docuseries -- and Dina Lohan couldn't be happier because really, this is all about her. Since the news broke, Dina has gushed that Oprah will be LiLo's new mentor. Which, family trees being what they are, makes Dina Lohan Oprah's grand-mentor. Or something.

Seems like both Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan have good news today -- Oprah because her network gets the first LiLo interview following her stint in rehab and a docuseries to go with it, and La Lohan because, well, she gets to talk to Oprah. YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup!

She spent the past two years in the paltry No. 2 slot, but Oprah Winfrey is back -- she's been named Forbes' Most Powerful Celebrity of 2013.

Oprah Winfrey's simile comparing duct tape to the force is pretty apt, minus that bit about it holding the universe together. The dinosaurs did just fine without duct tape! Oh, wait ...

No matter how you feel about Oprah, it's tough to deny she's always had mad acting chops -- something she proves pretty adorably in this promo for her OWN cable network, wherein she adeptly revives her character Sofia from the iconic 1985 film ‘The Color Purple' and pits her opposite Tyler Perry’s famous (or rather, infamous) character Medea.

Oprah's co-star in the upcoming film 'The Butler,' Terrence Howard, recently had a few choice words to say about his sex scene with her, and most of those words involved her giant rack and how much he loved it. Some people found his comments crass and insulting -- but Oprah wasn't one of them.

Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters. Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.

Suffers From: Chiclephobia (fear of gum) Oprah Winfrey's grandmother used to stick used chewing gum under her own furniture, which would certainly explain why the media mogul doesn't like the stuff now.

Whitney Houston's mother Cissy Houston is making the rounds to promote her lip-twitching memoir about her daughter -- this time on 'Oprah's Next Chapter,' where she brought along her son Michael Houston to divest himself of a secret. In the episode, Michael admits to Oprah Winfrey that he (and not Bobby Brown) was the first person to introduce his baby sister to drugs.

How does Oprah Winfrey keep her skin looking so great? She rubs human foreskin on it, of course. No, that isn't the punchline to a joke and her boyfriend Stedman doesn't get an emergency call when she spots a wrinkle. Winfrey's favorite anti-aging skin cream is SkinMedica, which apparently contains actual discarded manparts. As if that weren't weird enough, her love of the product has caused some

While we were drinking and live-tweeting the first part of his interview on Jan. 17, Lance Armstrong was sharing what he assumed was his deep dark secret with Oprah Winfrey and the world: He used performance-enhancing drugs during his record-setting seven Tour de France wins.

It didn't take long after Lance Armstrong told Oprah those words everyone had been waiting years to hear -- yes, he doped during his illustrious cycling career -- before Twitter lit up with reactions. When we weren't taking shots or playing bingo, we complied some of the better tweets we saw.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong's much-anticipated interview with Oprah Winfrey will finally air on Thursday and Friday night, during which he's expected to admit that performance-enhancing drugs were a big part of his storied career. In response, humanity has decided to create drinking games inspired by his shameful ways. It's what we as a species do best.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will finally open up about those allegations of performance-enhancing drug use which saw him stripped of his seven Tour de France titles last year, cost him several lucrative endorsement deals and made him step down as chairman of his Livestrong charitable organization. And who better to discuss the complete and utter destruction of his life with than Oprah Winfre

David Letterman went on 'Oprah: The Next Chapter' (because her final chapters will never be final) to talk about his affair scandal and his rivalry with fellow late-night talk show host Jay Leno.

Anyone who has anything they're trying to peddle to the American people is truly blessed when Oprah Winfrey gives them a shout out. Being one of Oprah’s “Favorite Things” is the retail equivalent of having Jesus himself turn your paltry water into the finest of wines. So we can understand why Microsoft happily let Oprah push their new Surface tablet. But chances are good they didn’t want her doing