Farrah Abraham Sells Her Porno, Adds ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ to Her Resume [PHOTO]

After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.

TMZ reports Farrah reached a deal with Vivid Entertainment, but that she won't be getting the $2 million she originally demanded earlier in the month after she couldn't pretend she didn't know about the footage anymore.

Instead, her cut will be in the high six-figures -- sources say it's just shy of $1 million.

Previously on 'Why Are We Talking About Farrah Abraham?,' Farrah took her daughter and father to sexytime negotiations and creeped out an entire nation.

The footage -- featuring 70 minutes of Farrah doing the horizontal mambo with XXX star James Deen -- will be sold under the elegant title 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.'

The "superstar" part of the title pays homage to 'Kim Kardashian: Superstar,' the 2007 sex tape that launched the now-ubiquitous reality star into fame.

As for the "backdoor" part of the title ... uh, we'll let you do the math on that one yourself.