Farrah Abraham is a creative genius, consistently finding new, surprising and lucrative ways to stay famous by literally selling sex. Now, not only does the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star want to invade your monitors and Twitter feeds, but also your bookshelves and ear drums.

"Right now I'm working on a new song that will be released next month, my spin-off show and an erotic romance novel," Abraham told Newsday at a 2013 MTV Video Music Awards after party on Sunday.

The self-proclaimed entrepreneur expounded on her literary erotica dreams, including potential titles, on her Sulia page.

Something tells us her editors have a tough job ahead of them.

What Abraham probably will never write? A parenting guide. In addition to toting daughter Sophia along to meetings about selling her porno, she also reportedly skipped out on the four-year-old's first day of school in Austin, Texas to attend the New York City after party in which she gave that interview.

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