Farrah Abraham

In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.

Porn star James Deen, who was Farrah Abraham's partner in the now infamous XXX flick 'Back Door Teen Mom,' says all her stories about the tape being "leaked" are lies -- the whole thing was, as pretty much everyone suspected, very carefully planned.

It's September 11, which means it has been 12 years since the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a day the citizens of the United States promised never to forget because much like the North, America remembers. Cue all the celebs of Twitter tweeting their memories and honoring those who were lost.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Farrah Abraham's life. Trying to parlay her current brush with fame into something more substantial, the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star has reportedly landed herself a gig on the long-running soap opera 'The Days of Our Lives,' playing a hooker.

Farrah Abraham is a creative genius, consistently finding new, surprising and lucrative ways to stay famous by literally selling sex. Now, not only does the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star want to invade your monitors and Twitter feeds, but also your bookshelves and ear drums.

Despite her claims of being a millionaire, Farrah Abraham is still shopping around for other people to buy her things. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' starlet is sharing an Amazon wishlist in hopes that people who probably make much less money than she claims to will treat her to presents.

Farrah Abraham may be adding to her resume using the same skills that made her infamous, then notorious, in the first place. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star allegedly may be an escort.

Since we've quite literally seen all that Farrah Abraham has to offer already, we're not sure anyone will care that her reality show plans have been nipped in the bud.

Farrah Abraham followed in Kim Kardashian's stiletto'd footsteps when she made her porno (and got rich and famous for doing it), and now it looks like the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star has been inspired by someone else who's famous for nothing: Courtney Stodden. Or maybe Farrah just got the idea to pose for Girls & Corpses magazine all on her own.

Today (July 29) was just another Manic Monday, during which Twitter was filled with mindless facts, heartfelt goodbyes and a reminder that Robert Downey Jr. is our God. (Psh, like someone needs to remind us of that.)

Farrah Abraham demonstrated once more that she has no plans for getting admitted into MENSA, even just to clean the floors of their offices. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star was asked what she thought about the Trayvon Martin verdict, and, lo and behold, she had no clue who Trayvon Martin was.

We've heard it said that Jesus loves all the little children of the world, but according to a recent photo posted on Farrah Abraham's Twitter page, the son of God also loves porn stars. The more you know!

Farrah Abraham is really good at taking off her clothes -- it's her only real skill set. But she's not even good enough to do that for Playboy. The men's bible outright rejected the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star not once, but twice. Wah wah.

We didn't think it was possible to get the boot from an outpatient rehab, but leave it to Farrah Abraham to be a pioneer.

Because there's nothing more American than capitalizing on a sex tape and a teen pregnancy, Farrah Abraham is embarking on yet another business venture. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star, who recently checked herself into rehab for boozing too much, is opening an alcohol-free eatery. Of donuts. Oh.

Farrah Abraham checked into outpatient rehab on Sunday night. This according to the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, who knew she needed help -- but was still able to alert a press outlet to her whereabouts.

Newly-minted porn star Farrah Abraham had a real shot at becoming Charlie Sheen's new goddess -- right up until she leaked their text messages. That prompted an enraged response from Sheen. But hey, no big. Farrah, 22, says she'd never date him anyway ... because he's super old.

As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such. But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.

Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.

Now that Farrah Abraham has a bestselling sex tape, it's high time she looked the part (well, looked the part even more). So last month, she had herself retrofitted with a new pair of boobs to replace the old-new boobs she bought a while back. But since these are way better, maybe she won't be so ignored at porn conventions.