Ashton Kutcher

These famous couples in romantic comedies had zero chemistry.

Jon Cryer reveals just how much less he made than Charlie on 'Two and a Half Men,' comparing Sheen’s wild negotiations to “Kim Jong-Il money.”

Love may be a many splendored thing, but when it comes to former celebrity couples, it may also be a little-known thing. Maybe it's because the relationship didn't last long, maybe it's because the hookup happened before they were famous, or maybe it's just because they never talk about it -- but regardless, here are some past pairings that might surprise you.

You've seen Ashton Kutcher as an '80s Steve Jobs and you've seen him as a middle-aged Steve Jobs. Now, see him as you've never seen him before -- as Ashton Kutcher acting like Steve Jobs

Notoriously private actress Mila Kunis still refuses to talk about boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, but that didn't stop her from teasing a reporter about how being in love is the best thing ever.

Ashton Kutcher is either Andy Kaufman-ing all of us or lacks a hint of self-awareness. The 'Two And a Half Men' actor and prolific tweeter is saying the media -- of which he's a part -- ruined Twitter for him.

Much like a duck, Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes -- and much like that same duck, he's pretty damn proud of them. At least we assume ducks think their webbed feet are awesome.

Demi Moore is still pretty bitter about her split from Ashton Kutcher. So bitter, in fact, that despite being worth $10 million more than her former boytoy-turned-ex, she still wants spousal support from him.

Ashton Kutcher wants to be just like a caveman, so when he pees outside with his dogs he imagines he's walking two dinosaurs before he goes to work at the rock quarry for Mr. Slate.

Sixteen months after parting ways with Ashton Kutcher after a messy cheating scandal, Demi Moore has finally gotten around to filing for divorce.

Not to be upstaged by any other woman in denial of her true age, Madonna invited Ashton Kutcher to her 2013 Oscars party instead of Demi Moore, who was once was one of her besties.

Clearly not realizing she can do a lot better, Mila Kunis somehow agreed to move in with Ashton Kutcher.

Ellen DeGeneres gave Mila Kunis a hilariously hard time on 'The Ellen Show,' because, like anyone else sane who dates Ashton Kutcher, Kunis was quiet about it. Quiet and really, really nervous.

Well-known cougar Demi Moore is having trouble dealing with the fact that even though she split from husband Ashton Kutcher more than a year ago, he's "already" moved on and is now dating his former 'That '70s Show' co-star, Sexiest Woman Alive title-holder Mila Kunis. Moore is allegedly trying to deal with her broken heart by dating much younger restauranteurs, even younger art dealers,

Let's play a game. Based on the image at left, which side is Apple founder Steve Jobs and which side is Ashton Kutcher, the actor playing him in the upcoming biopic 'jOBS'?

Ashton Kutcher felt so sick right before filming his biopic of Steve Jobs that he had to be hospitalized, the way most of us feel knowing that the onscreen and essentially real life Kelso was given a serious dramatic role.

The very first clip from the upcoming ridiculously titled Steve Jobs' biopic 'jOBS' starring Ashton Kutcher as the Apple co-founder is now available for your viewing pleasure. If anything, it'll certainly pique your interest -- even if Steve Wozniak calls BS on some of the storyline.

In 2011, when Charlie Sheen had his very public meltdown, his best efforts were spent getting himself fired from his lead role on the show ‘Two and a Half Men.’ After his warlockian self was sent back to Mars, Ashton Kutcher, the former star of 'That 70s Show,' replaced him on the series as an internet billionaire with lady troubles.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don't do much of anything, and whenever they do it's usually not worth watching. Still, for whatever reason (in Moore's case, that reason is actually "Bruce Willis"), they're both loaded. That cash may be why they stalled on splitting officially in the eyes of the court.

In news that we thought happened already, Ashton Kutcher has filed for divorce from Demi Moore.