Madonna Would Rather Party With Ashton Kutcher Than With Demi Moore

Not to be upstaged by any other woman in denial of her true age, Madonna invited Ashton Kutcher to her 2013 Oscars party instead of Demi Moore, who was once was one of her besties.

Radar Online reports that Madge would rather have the mentally 12-year-old Kutcher than the mentally 16-year-old Moore around, in part because his career is a little hotter than his ex's.

What a rad friend!

“Madonna is firmly on side Ashton,” a source told Radar Online. “She adores him and thinks that out of him and Demi he’s the one with the glittering career. Also, Madonna loves having Ashton around as he’s great eye candy, he’s funny and he flirts outrageously with her -- in Madonna’s eyes, there’s no competition -- when it comes to picking sides Ashton is the obvious winner!”

Right, because he's not dating (and possibly living with) Mila Kunis or anything.

“Madonna’s never spoken about the split, but it’s obvious she’s sided with him over Demi. It was kind of shocking as Demi has even hosted the party with Madonna in the past, so it’s even more of a mega snub," the source added. "Madonna clearly loves Ashton though, they were dancing together a lot throughout the night and flirting up a storm!”

Other guests at the fete, which Madonna held at manager Guy Oseary's mansion, included Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway, John Travolta, George Clooney, Selena Gomez, Channing Tatum, Leonardo DiCaprio and more. Don't expect to see pics, though -- Madonna had a strict no photo policy. Maybe she was afraid of the Instagram police.