Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher brought girlfriend Mila Kunis to his hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa for the holidays as the world continues to wonder why a babe like Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher in the first place.

Yes, Ashton Kutcher will still be starring as Steve Jobs in the biopic tentatively titled 'jOBS,' and yes, we still think they should consider changing the name. Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher split up last November, shortly after his penis tripped and fell into another woman. So why haven't either of them filed for divorce yet? Turns out it's all about the benjamins.

Mirror, mirror on the wall ... who's the best-paid TV actor of them all? Ashton Kutcher, of course -- but why, exactly, we're not sure.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule. A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.

They haven't admitted it, but 'That '70s Show' co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are clearly hooking up -- and there's now photographic evidence of this unfairly attractive couple sucking face in New York City's Central Park.