Ellen DeGeneres gave Mila Kunis a hilariously hard time on 'The Ellen Show,' because, like anyone else sane who dates Ashton Kutcher, Kunis was quiet about it.

Quiet and really, really nervous.

When DeGeneres asked about Kunis' Valentine's Day plans, the daytime host made it a point to say that she doesn't know whether or not Kunis has someone in her life. (You know that Kunis knows that DeGeneres knows.)

Kunis explained that her Valentine's Day expectations are pretty simple. "I want the biggest bear, a thousand roses -- if we're gonna do it, we might as well do it full-out."

DeGeneres followed her queries with questions about 'That 70's Show.' "Do you still keep in touch with that cast?"

Kunis said yes, and a photo of Kunis as Jackie and Kutcher as Kelso popped up on the screen behind them, prompting the hostess with the mostess to inquire, "Anyone more than the others?"

Then she got specific. "Oh, that's Ashton Kutcher! When's the last time you talked to him?"

Kunis then got into literal hysterics, simultaneously laughing and crying, before stammering, "It's been -- give or take -- a couple minutes."

It's the first time either half of the couple has acknowledged their romance, as Kunis dodged questions about it in an Allure interview that his newsstands earlier this week.

It's pretty precious, and we don't blame Kunis for being embarrassed. After all, Kutcher proliferated trucker hats and almost made Demi Moore relevant again. We'd be a little sheepish too.

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