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In a bizarre move that's actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn't even there.

Snooki has lived a pretty tame life post-'Jersey Shore,' but a certain 'Jersey Shore' town wants nothing to do with the pint-sized reality starlet. Berkeley Island, N.J. is protesting Ms. Snickers from filming her spinoff series, 'Snooki + J-Woww,' on its sand and surf.

The 911 caller in Amanda Bynes' bizarre fire -- the one that led to her 5150 psych hold -- is talking about the incident, and more details are emerging as to why Bynes was in the neighborhood in the first place. In the 911 call, the caller describes the incident as a "small fire," but explains that it was a cloth on a gasoline tank -- effectively creating a potential makeshift explosive.

A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.

Beyonce got her hair caught in a fan onstage. Did she panic? Did she fall? Did she scream, yell, curse or ring the alarm? No. She kept on singing.

Amanda Bynes is up to her newfound wacky antics yet again, this time being caught trespassing at a retirement community in Thousand Oaks, Calif. Maybe she just had a wicked craving to play some shuffleboard? Or perhaps it's always been her dream to call out Bingo numbers.

Geraldo Rivera is joining the ranks of other would-be East Coast politicians. After announcing that he was considering running for office in New Jersey, he pulled a borderline Anthony Weiner with a Twitter selfie that he later took down, forgetting that screenshots are forever. Now, the Fox News anchor is putting his tail -- along with his towel -- between his legs and taking a cue from a differen

Kanye West has a checkered history with paparazzi, especially following the birth of the as-yet-unseen North West with Kim Kardashian, who actively courts photogs everywhere she goes. But West took his hostilities out a little too much this weekend when he actually assaulted a paparazzo -- but in fairness, the guy was a real creep.

You know what's a good way to get kicked out your kid's therapy sessions when they're in rehab for alcohol and drug addiction? Calling in drunk. That's what Dina Lohan did when she phoned Lindsay Lohan in treatment, and it worked out great!

Justin Bieber can't keep his saliva to himself, and it's looking like it's about to cost him. The latest victim of one of the Canadian's bratty loogies filed a police report about the incident, and the details are even more grotesque that you'd initially imagine.

Farrah Abraham demonstrated once more that she has no plans for getting admitted into MENSA, even just to clean the floors of their offices. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star was asked what she thought about the Trayvon Martin verdict, and, lo and behold, she had no clue who Trayvon Martin was.

Remember how Emma Roberts beat the snot out of her boyfriend and 'American Horror Story' co-star Evan Peters? Yeah? Well don't you worry! It's just because they love each other so much. That sounds healthy, doesn't it?

Rihanna needs to work on her tardiness. The 'Stay' singer was late for yet another concert, this time in Manchester, U.K. -- and the Brits didn't take lightly to her transgression -- and that fury led to a food fight.

To celebrate its 50th anniversary, Cap'n Crunch cereal has been celebrating with the launch of a "late night talk show" wherein the Captain himself (who is totally a real Captain, you guys) pretends he's human and not a cartoon character. Last night he interviewed Burt Reynolds. Because when we think Cap'n Crunch, we think Burt Reynolds. (Except we don't, because we're too busy thinking

In addition to sexing up teen moms and being in movies with Lindsay Lohan, James Deen also has a cooking show. And despite it being hosted on a porn website, the show itself is comparatively tame. So no, this is not about a show called 'Cooking With James Deen (And Also His Penis).'

Demi Lovato is a truly multitalented lady. She can sing, she can sass Simon Cowell and apparently she can sense the supernatural.

About a month ago, Abercrombie & Fitch pulled a shirt listing the many men who have inspired songs by Taylor Swift. Now, a pretty uncreative EDM clothing line has done the same thing -- and somehow, for some reason, they're shocked at the backlash they've received. To be fair, that backlash includes death threats from Swift's fans. C'mon, everyone. Why you gotta be so mean?

In a move unsurprisingly orchestrated by internet denizens, a 39-year-old man is well on his way to winning a contest in which he'd get to meet Taylor Swift -- and smell her hair. Yeah, that sounds about right. Because internet.

Ugh, not again with Justin Bieber and the bodily fluids.

Don't even try talking to Meg Ryan or Rihanna. Ever.