Dysfunction Junction

Amber Portwood of 'Teen Mom' and '16 and Pregnant' renown was sentenced to spend five years in jail, but according to a recent Twitter post from her brother, she could be released much much earlier than expected.

First little sister Ali and the Orange Oprah tried riding Lindsay Lohan's coattails to fame. Now Lohan's estranged half-sister, Ashley Horn, is using her name to get her own name out there. And she's also using a scalpel.

Dina Lohan, beacon of truth and lucidity, is proclaiming innocence once again. The Orange Oprah is pleading not guilty to her DUI, because it clearly wasn't her fault. You know, just like Lindsay Lohan's troubled upbringing wasn't her fault, either.

Amanda Bynes has had so many issues lately that it's hard to remember where her mental problems end and her legal troubles begin. The erstwhile Nickelodeon starlet is still dealing with a DUI case from April 2012, and her lawyer, Rich Hutton, has deemed her unfit to stand trial.

Here's hoping Justin Bieber finally realizes who his friends are. The 'Beauty and a Beat' singer kicked Lil Za and Lil Twist out of his house after a whole lot of his jewelry suspiciously went missing.

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Britney Spears is thrilled about her Las Vegas residency and for the stability it will enable her to provide for her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. However, her claim that she may bring her tykes onstage didn't sit well with their father, Kevin Federline ... and that's not good, because he shares joint custody of the boys.

Hell hath no fury like the Rihanna Navy scorned. The Bajan beauty did not please her fans in Singapore, who took to Twitter to accuse her of everything from lip syncing to drug use following a lackluster performance on Sunday night (Sept. 22).

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian haven't had an easy time lately. Odom has allegedly been using serious hard drugs and possibly cheating on the reality starlet. Though she initially was focused on saving Odom more than for punishing him for his transgressions, it appears that she's finally had enough. Why?

Remember how Backstreet Boy Nick Carter fingered Paris Hilton for his partying problems? Turns out, the hotel heiress may not be to blame for his issues after all, considering Carter started boozing when he was still in diapers. Seriously.

Backstreet Boy Nick Carter is pointing fingers for his spiral into drug use, and he's pointing them at Paris Hilton.

As details about Zac Efron's substance abuse problem slowly leaked, fingers began pointing in a rather unsurprising direction: Charlie Sheen. But he swears he's innocent.

It shocked the world when it was revealed that clean cut star Zac Efron completed rehab for alcohol and cocaine addictions, but what's more shocking is that he actually went to rehab twice ... and it was bad.

Justin Timberlake is crying a river for his mother's bank account right about now. The 'Take Back the Night' singer's aunt, Jane Harless, is accused of stealing $64,000 from her brother, Paul -- who's married to Timberlake's mom, Lynn.

Elton John has a message for young Hollywood: Stay strong. The legendary singer, who battled addictions himself for years, penned a song dedicated to the downward spirals of stars like Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.

'Teen Mom 3' starlet Briana DeJesus is rolling her eyes nearly out of their sockets at her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, after he was arrested for drug possession.

Amanda Bynes is finally getting the help she needs, and a judge wants to make sure she keeps getting it -- so the troubled actress could spend the next year locked up in a mental health facility. Knowing that, it probably won't surprise you that a tweet that went out Saturday from her long-dormant Twitter account wasn't posted by Amanda herself.

Onetime heartthrob and former 'Partridge Family' star David Cassidy is in trouble with the law again.

After being placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold for 72 hours and having that extended for another two weeks, doctors have now added another 30 days to Amanda Bynes' hospital stay, placing her under an emergency conservatorship.

Even though the general consensus is that Lindsay Lohan is doing great post-rehab, it seems that she couldn't enjoy her stay without a healthy share of drama. New rumors have surfaced that La Lohan had a gentleman friend in treatment -- and that once her counselors found out, they gave the guy the boot and read Lohan the riot act.

Earlier today, we told you about a horrifying event in which Usher's son Usher Raymond V got his arm trapped in a pool drain and was rushed to the ER after he was finally freed from the harrowing situation. He is currently in the ICU and is expected to recover. In light of these events, Usher's ex-wife, Tameka -- mother to Usher Raymond V -- is seeking sole custody of their two kids.