StarDust: Will the Doctor Who Irons George Clooney’s Balls Please Step Forward + More

- George Clooney gets his manbits de-wrinkled. Or as doctors call it, "ball ironing." [IDLYITW]

- Honey Boo Boo nominated for a GLAAD award since she believes "everybody's a little gay." [Jezebel]

- Beyonce's fake wedding dress on sale for the low low price of $30,000. [PopCrush]

- Lindsay Lohan's co-star finds nice ways to say she's awful to work with. [Amy Grindhouse]

- J.J. Abrams to direct Lance Armstrong scandal movie. In space? In purgatory? [ScreenCrush]

- Conan O'Brien thinks this will happen when Kimye's baby finds out who its parents are. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Jennifer Aniston takes a break from bad movies, signs deal to shill skin-care products. [Bohomoth]

- 'Les Miserables' cast set to perform song at the Oscars. Preferably without Russell Crowe. [Hypable]

- 'Glee' in trouble for covering a cover without permission. How very meta of them. [Rickey]

- 'Spring Breakers' trailer features Skrillex, krunked up James Franco and old school Britney. [PopBytes]

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