Right on schedule, Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing things again -- this time a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor and all the furniture and flooring that Bravo used in LiLo's now-empty home for her episode of 'Million Dollar Decorators.'

The first alleged theft occurred during filming of the walking joke that was the Lifetime biopic 'Liz & Dick,' wherein a bracelet that once belonged to the purple-eyed Taylor sprouted little legs and managed to toddle off on its own.

Apparently, La Lohan and Elizabeth's nurse got very close while filming, and the nurse had in her possession an expensive bracelet gifted to her by Taylor that was swimming in both sentimental and monetary value.

“Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house ... On the very same day Lindsay had been to visit,” an insider said.

Since the nurse must not pay attention to much celebrity news, she initially gave LiLo the benefit of the doubt, especially after Lindsay vehemently denied swiping it.

“In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops," a source said. "One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse.”

And not a moment too soon. Another story says LiLo may be full of not just gin but cunning and deceit, because she'd contacted a jeweler about making an exact fake replica of the pricey bauble that she would then return to the nurse while keeping the expensive original for herself.

It all sounds a little cloak-and-dagger, but LiLo's life has spun so far out of control these days that something you'd otherwise think was part of a 'Pink Panther' movie plot could very well have happened.

Meanwhile, Bravo is also calling thief against Miss Lohan. After having her house (from which she was later evicted) remodeled by the network for $200,000, La Lohan refused to film a reveal episode -- and as a result, they want her to return all the furniture and flooring they gave her.

Forget having a roof over her head. Now she may not even have a floor to walk on.

To evade the repo man, LiLo allegedly moved the furniture to a storage locker, boasting to friends about her master plan while twirling an imaginary mustache.

“Lindsay was quite pleased with herself and bragged to friends that she can get whatever she wants because she is a celebrity,” said a source.

Then she tied a damsel to a set of railroad tracks and disappeared into the night.