The Beyonce Uterus Watch went into overdrive on Friday (May 17) with E! News citing sources who said Beyonce was very definitely pregnant with Jay-Z's second child.

Something Jay-Z told a friend simply isn't true.

Bey responded to the rumors in an alleged Instagram post, where she shared the commentary, "I can’t stop the rumors from starting, and I can’t really changes people’s minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me."

The text-only post has since been deleted, if it existed at all. Hard to imagine Beyonce calling her fans such harsh names. She may use special red toilet paper, but she puts her pants on just like the rest of us. (With a special machine that dresses her.)

Now Jay-Z has put in his two cents, reportedly telling the program director for New York City radio station Hot 97 that his wife is not in the family way.

"It’s not true. The news is worse than blogs," Jay-Z wrote in an alleged email to his friend at Hot 97.

Whether that email is as real as Bey's Instagram missive remains to be seen, but if you're knitting baby booties, you might wanna hold off a while.

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