UPDATED: According to Brown's reps, this whole thing was the work of a hoaxster. One of his mouthpieces told Gossip Cop, “It’s fake. He currently doesn’t have an Instagram.” Which could be an attempt at damage control, or it could be the truth. You decide.


Chris Brown recently took to his Instagram account, which he made private after a fight with singer Frank Ocean, to complain about how hard it is to be Chris Brown.

Cue Team Breezy telling him everything is going to be okay and everyone else is just a big fat meanie.

This most recent rant comes on the heels of a Los Angeles District Attorney accusing him of falsifying his community service records and a police report saying he called Ocean a homophobic slur during their parking space-related fight.

Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, called the probation hearing "libelous and defamatory," which makes us wonder if he knows exactly what those words really mean.

"Im [sic] wise I can handle the hate but enough is enough yo!!" Brown complained via Instagram, lamenting that he can't ignore or escape his own problems because they're plastered everywhere.

Surely a semi-public internet rant will take all that attention away from you. Good plan, dude.

He continued, "I pray every day and night for a new outcome ... and just when everything seems to be going good, some new sh-- happens ... a day in my shoes is a day in hell, believe it or not! Ya'll [sic] don't wanna be in my predicament.”

He also addressed the self-created drama that erupted after he painted a picture of Jesus and alluded that they're totes twinsies.

A screenshot of Brown's full rant is below, complete with an abundance of ellipses and an absence of apostrophes.