Today (June 6) celebrities recovered from trauma, aired laundry, tempted death, reached ceasefires and tweeted without hands.

First up, James Deen wished Amanda Bynes would obliterate an entire city.


Andy Cohen reached a ceasefire with a cab driver.


And Mia Farrow might be a nevernude.


Meanwhile, Jenna Fischer's house guests got souvenirs.


Al Roker's underwear, on the other hand, were still recovering from that crazy 'Today' show suicide attempt.


And, lastly, Miley Cyrus' butt had a message for you.