17 Foolish Tweets to Peruse While Being a Toilet Tourist at Work — Don’t Forget to Flush!
Well, here we are again!
The three-day bender — I mean peaceful days manifesting the future, not at all checking your ex's Insta for any life updates, and truly giving it your best shot… of Fireball — Is over, and Monday came and went.
Editors Note: Leaving PTO on the table impresses absolutely no one. Take it, fake it, who cares, just use it!
If you're working today, congrats, you just added another brick to your bosses third home, with an elevator, in a city you can't even pronounce, despite it being in upstate New York.
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If you don't have to work today, congrats on marrying rich, hitting the parents lottery, or balled on a budget on that unemployment check (You only get so many weeks, so don't forget to set your LinkedIn free trial reminder).
To make the week a little better, and maybe even make you smile again since you cropdusted the morning meeting, and blamed Barbara in accounts payable.
But also, it might make you feel nothing, and that's perfectly OK, still gonna share the tweets from Friday to Monday.
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BTW, that's not seasonal depression, that's your partner cheating —They ain't that close with their 'Kin,' and if they are, then you got more to worry about than we can help with.
So, just scroll and smile at these silly tweets. K, thanks!
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X: @aliensupershow
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X: @yencirilla
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X: @mensweear
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X: @ItsTylerCalvert
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X: @messedupfoods
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X: @AliyahFun
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X: @adamgreattweet
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X: @ferupity
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X: @tarantunya
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X: @hennidickaround
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X: @luuucas1k
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X: @JayCuda
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X: @MelechThomas
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X: @NotJosephGarcia
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X: @97Vercetti
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X: @chadsapieha
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X: @ShanaeCurry