Kim Kardashian

Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.

Ever lie awake at night and wonder what Kim Kardashian would look like with a beard? Well wonder no more -- Austrian transvestite singer Conchita Wurst is here to address your late night ponderings.

If the E! network's new 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' promo looks a tad too perfect to you, that's because it's been photoshopped beyond comprehension, even going so far as to add in a member of the family. Hint: it's not Kanye West, whom no one trusts to stick around long enough to be immortalized in E's snaps.

Though soon-to-be baby daddy Kanye West has long hated paparazzi, Kim Kardashian has never made a secret of her love of being photographed. (Why else would she be so often accused of calling to tip them off?) So color us surprised when she flipped out at paps yesterday (May 24).

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian don't need your presents (they'd rather you donate to charity), but that won't stop her family from throwing her a baby shower where her picture will of course be taken.

Kim Kardashian didn't take a break from promoting her bronzer just because some little tornado hit Oklahoma. She's a businesswoman, remember? That didn't sit well with a lot of people -- including rocker Nikki Sixx.

If you have a foot fetish, you're gonna love these photos of Kim Kardashian's swollen, water-retaining feet stuffed into a restrictive, constricting pair of too small, ill-fitting heels with ankle straps. She gave herself cankles -- sorry, "kankles." Why, Kimmy, why?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't just have trouble in streets peppered with sign posts. They also have trouble in their own self-absorbed paradise. Pretty much the entire planet swears they're destined to break up when -- if not before -- their baby is born this summer.

Kanye West was pretty much the only person on the planet who liked Kim Kardashian's 2013 Met Gala gown. Now rumor has it not even the designer himself thought the couch-print confection was cute ... and that he had her wear it on purpose because he and West are secretly in love. Right. Got it.

Kim Kardashian was livid last night after a close encounter with paparazzi, taking to Twitter to vent her frustration.

Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.

The Met Gala was this past Monday, and there were so many highs and lows. We picked a few of those, as well as outfits from other events that warranted our attention and yours. Ultimately, we have to give it up for Jennifer Lawrence and her black Dior frock ... but we, like everyone else, can't stop shaking our heads over Kim Kardashian's decision to channel a sofa at the Met event.

Farrah Abraham is putting her porno money to good use. She previously said her daughter Sophia's college fund is paid for, and so are her own implants (breast and chin) and rhinoplasty, so now she can blow cash on fun stuff -- like Lamborghinis. And she can also blow hot air about being a better role model than Kim Kardashian. Because there's no better person to look up to than someone who brings

Ouch. Kim Kardashian and her hideous floral Riccardo Tisci dress, which featured matching granny gloves, were cropped out of Vogue.com's slideshow from the 2013 Met Ball. And make no mistake -- it was not unintentional editing. It spoke volumes.

Comedian Robin Williams posted perhaps the best "Who Wore It Better?" picture ever on his Twitter account yesterday (May 7), likening a dress worn by his famous character Mrs. Doubtfire to Kim Kardashian's attire at the Met Gala.

Farrah Abraham used her talents wisely. Her professionally shot and released porn, which she initially tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape, has already pretty much broken the internet.

You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.

Ray J, the sometime singer/Brandy's brother/that guy who made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian now has a music video out to accompany his newest single 'I Hit It First.' And to further prove that his song is definitely not about Kim Kardashian (even though it totally is), he cast her doppelganger in the video. Logic!

If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.

Pregnancy is really bumming Kim Kardashian out. The faux reality starlet, whose life is notoriously rife with strife and struggle, is really sad that there's more to gestating the spawn of Kanye West than just sitting around gorging on frosting from the jar. In related news, the situation in Syria also seems pretty inconvenient.