Victoria Beckham – Dancing Sperm
No, seriously.
In her pre-Spice Girls days, lucky viewers caught Victoria Beckham dressed as a sperm on roller skates.
She donned the crazy ensemble for a BBC sex-education TV show called 'Body Matters,' thus ensuring that impressionable kids everywhere now envision testicles as some sort of biological Thunderdome.
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