Kesha Would Totally Bone Justin Bieber, You Guys

Good news for Justin Bieber in case Selena Gomez gets tired of his drama anytime soon -- another pop star is up for a roll in the hay with him.

Kesha's not opposed to bangin' the Biebs. On that note, maybe swap out "hay" for "glitter."

When asked if she'd sleep with Bieber, the 'Die Young' singer spilled that a tryst with the teen phenom wouldn't be so bad (provided there's room in the bed for him).

"Sure," she enthused, before adding, "Wait, is he even legal? Could I go to jail for this?"

Upon learning that he's 18, K-Dollar Sign calmed down and began conjuring a romance in her mind.

"OK, then I would," she decided. "We could go out and buy lottery tickets, vote, play putt-putt golf. All the things that are legal at the age of 18."

Kesha also recently admitted that she thinks Harry Styles is "the really hot one" from One Direction -- and was equally fearful of being arrested for it. She can rest easy, though. He isn't jailbait either.

But alas -- not only is Bieber coupled, but Styles is reportedly taking up with Taylor Swift (though probably not for much longer, because she morphs into a macadamia at the slightest hint of male attention).

We don't think Kesh is too devastated, though. She's notoriously turned on by beards, and these two can barely muster up a porn 'stache between them.