Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.

First up, Paris Jackson was done, you guys. How done?


And Justin Bieber was sounding pretty done, too. Vaguely, at least.


Meanwhile, Juliette Lewis made an anthropological observation.


And Russell Simmons' tweets are just random words strung together at this point.


But he still makes more sense than George Wallace.