Dumb Celebrity Quotes – David Beckham
Former soccer (okay, rest of the world, "football") player David Beckham couldn't decide into what religion to christen his son, which is gonna make his Muslim Bar Mitzvah super awkward.
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Former soccer (okay, rest of the world, "football") player David Beckham couldn't decide into what religion to christen his son, which is gonna make his Muslim Bar Mitzvah super awkward.