Courtney Stodden Flaunts Her New Boobs + Creepily Kisses Her Mom [VIDEO]

Courtney Stodden has a brand new pair of boobs, so to show them off she covered her nipples with pasties, wriggled into a leather thong, threw on her best fishnet dress, and went clubbing in Hollywood. Oh, and then she made out with her mother.

Well, come on -- what would you wear to make out with your mom?

Courtney and her pedophile husband Doug Hutchinson (resplendent in guy-liner) posed for the assembled paparazzi on their way to Plastic Martyr's Birthday Bash at Bar Sinister, making out with each other while wearing matching cross necklaces that unfortunately didn't ward off anything.

But if the sight of Doug and Courtney sucking face doesn't faze you, just wait -- because at around the 2:38 mark, she starts smooching with momager Krista, who was also in attendance.

No, we don't know why. And yes, this is the same person who tried to convince us her daughter would never do porn.

Now if you'll excuse is, we have some bleach to pour into our mind's eye.