Here’s Courtney Stodden Making the Maggie Barry M8 Fashion Show All About Her [PHOTOS]

Courtney Stodden has been unusually quiet lately.

But then she popped up at designer Maggie Barry's M8 fashion show in Hollywood this week, managing to escape from husband Doug Hutchinson's basement and doing what she does best: turning that entire event into a story about Courtney Stodden.

First, she showed up in this tasteful, elegant ensemble.

She immediately sprang for the alcohol and, since she's still too young to actually drink it, pretended to pour it on herself. As you do.

She hung out with the lovechild of Anderson Cooper and Miley Cyrus.

And this person who is not Roseanne Barr. (We were surprised, too.)

Then someone offended Courtney by getting handsy.

No, not really.

Nothing unusual here. Just another day in the life of an average American teenager.