On your right, you have porn star Jenna Jameson. On your left, you have performer Miley Cyrus. Miley, this is your futuuuuure.

Jenna has starred in 116 films with some pun-tastic titles that we can't repeat on this website and the B-movie 'Zombie Strippers!' Now the 38-year-old spends her time desperately clinging to her youth and trying to emulate a 20-year-old pop star.

Miley, who is a 20-year-old pop star, is also known for driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and grabbing onto big booty hos. Once upon a time she was an angelic Disney star whose classmates were too stupid to realize how wigs worked, but much like Jenna's youth, that's all gone now.

Don't say we didn't warn you, Miley.

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