Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

The Germans may love him, but Americans just love to mock him. This performer once made people question his family lineage and his understanding of the English language when he said, "I have taste. It's inbred in me."

Nicolas Cage + Confederate War Prisoner – Celebrity Doppelgangers

A long, long time ago (okay, it was 2011), in an eBay listing far away, a seller claimed to have photographic evidence that Nicolas Cage was a vampire. The photo, which was being sold for $1 million, was taken in the 1870s and claimed to be proof that Cage was immortal. They must have thought 'Vampire's Kiss' was a documentary.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This New York City penthouse belongs to a pint-sized daytime talk show host who shills for appliance companies in her spare time.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Don't hate her because she's beautiful -- hate her because she thinks being beautiful is difficult.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This singer is currently healing a broken heart with the purchase of this $6 million home in Los Angeles. We'd call it a bachelor pad, but it's big enough for the entire cast of 'The Bachelor' -- and its requisite rose garden.

Beard Team USA Captain Phil Olsen + Stephen Colbert – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Remove his glasses, stick a beard on him and 'The Colbert Report' host Stephen Colbert is basically the self-appointed captain of Beard Team USA, Phil Olsen -- quirked eyebrow, pointy ears and all.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This lead singer couldn't quite grasp the difference between polygamy and monogamy when he told Rolling Stone, "It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."

Tim Curry + Terrence Mann – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Bear with us here, non-theatre nerds, because despite the fact that both Tim Curry and Terrence Mann have a musical theatre background, it doesn't mean you haven't seen them in anything. Separate things, even -- despite the fact that their hair makes their younger selves look like the same person.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This socialite and well-known ex-wife sold the above mini-mansion in Tarzana, Calif., probably because it's wasted space -- with 19 stays in rehab, she spends more time in facilities than she does at home.

Zooey Deschanel + Katy Perry – Celebrity Doppelgangers

The doe-eyed pair of Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have long been confused for one another, but we have a helpful tip for telling them apart. If the person in question is dressed like a cross between a hipster and a 1950s housewife, it's Zooey Deschanel. If she's wearing hot pants and looks like she might have stolen the clothes off a cartoon character and/or drag queen, it's Katy Perry. You're w

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This Beverly Hills home is available for lease since the actor who owns it is running low on cash, what with spending so much money using his lawyers to talk to his ex-wife instead of manning up and making those calls himself. It's not like he'll be sleeping in the car, though -- he has plenty of other luxury pads. Hanging out in a bar where everyone knows your name apparently pays obscenely well.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark + Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the Comedian – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Floppy yet styled 'do? Check. Groomed facial hair? Check. Sexy brooding expressions? Double check. We spent the entirety of 'Watchmen' marveling at how much Robert Downey Jr. beefed up for his role -- but the joke was on us, because it was really Jeffrey Dean Morgan the whole time.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This $12 million mansion in the Pacific Palisades area of Southern California was just snapped up by an R&B singer who will most likely use every room in the home to take topless photos of herself and share them with the internet. In other words, the manse is a punishment to us all.

Donatella Versace + Janice the Muppet – Celebrity Doppelgangers

VP of the Versace Group, Donatella Versace, has gotten so much plastic surgery, hair coloring and spray-tanning that she's basically a member of the Muppets. Janice the Muppet, to be specific.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

Just because this actor often looks homeless doesn't mean he has aspirations to in fact be homeless, as evidenced by his recent purchase of this massive new pad with a $17.5 million price tag (although he reportedly got it for the bargain-basement price of only $13 million).

Colin Morgan as Merlin + Jack Frost – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the brown cloak, maybe it's the ears or maybe it's the magical powers, but the CGI'ed Jack Frost in 'Rise of the Guardians' looks an awful lot like Colin Morgan, who plays the eponymous Merlin on the BBC show.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.

Helen Hunt + Leelee Sobieski – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Maybe we're all wrong about this, but we thought human cloning was illegal. And if it is, then how do you explain the fact that Hollywood obviously made an exact copy of Helen Hunt and called her Leelee Sobieski? (We suppose "Helen Hunt Version 2.0" would have been too obvious.)

Guess the Celebrity Crib

The second most overpaid actress in Hollywood is moving on up to a bigger and better home, because when you have a return profit of $3.40 for every dollar you get paid, you can splurge a little.

Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen + Fantasy Book Cover – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Emilia Clarke, our favorite 'Game of Thrones' star (if you ignore the existence of Peter Dinklage), plays strong-willed Mother of Dragons Daenerys Targaryen on the highly-lauded HBO show. And apparently, publishers have used stolen her image to grace their fantasy book covers.