Don't let appearances fool you. This New York City townhouse is bigger on the inside, and as an added bonus, it's owned by an Oscar-nominated actor. That's almost as good as an Oscar-winning actor, at least for resale value.

Movies aside, his real heart is in the theatre -- when he isn't driving off A-list wives by impregnating nannies, of course. He's appeared in enough plays to garner a Tony nomination (still no win) and once starred in a film adaptation as Shakespeare's most famous mopey Dane. Because if there's anything America loves, it's a modern-day story spoken in early modern English.

In his spare spare time he writes screenplays and novels. And yes, he was also nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay. So sad ... always a bridesmaid, never a bride. He and Leonardo DiCaprio must have a lot to talk about.

More From StarCrush