Willem Dafoe in Drag

Willem Dafoe as a woman fooled no one -- except the idiotic mobsters in the cult classic 'The Boondock Saints,' who thought FBI Special Agent Paul Smucker was a female prostitute. We suppose beggars can't be choosers.

Paul Smucker is one of the fan favorites in the film, which follows two Irish-Catholic brothers (Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flanery) as they rid the city of Boston of the Russian mafia after a religious epiphany. Which of course leads to some beautifully choreographed murders being tracked by FBI virtuoso Smucker.

He is replaced in the second film with Julie Benz, who was dressed in adorable outfits to try and recreate the awesome that was Willem Dafoe, but it was impossible to completely make the audience forget about the most hardcore gay character in cinema history. "Cuddle?"