If you liked it then you shoulda never made this figure of Beyonce because we want to set fire to it and burn it to the ground. (Wait. That doesn't rhyme.)

Bey looks like she was paid a lot of money to stand next to this thing and look happy about it. And really, whatever she got wasn't nearly enough.

For starters, the hairline on the statue is so white that it looks like her wax figure got into the self-tanning lotion.

Come to think of it, it seems like they just re-purposed an old Shakira figure for this.