Best and Worst of ‘Twilight’ Premiere Fashion: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson + More [PHOTOS]
The premiere of 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' was Monday, Nov. 12, and since it's the final installment in the star-making series, you'd think the young, famous, rich, beautiful and talented (well, mostly) cast would put their best fashion feet forward at the franchise's red carpet swan song.
Stewart wore a sorta-beige strapless column gown that didn't flatter against her pale skin, and of course she looked uncomfortable and cranky in the glare of the spotlight and flashbulbs. (Girl sure hates her the "perks" of her job.)
And upon closer inspection of the dress, it's practically see-through and it appears she's wearing granny panties or Spanx underneath. It's shocking that she chose this dress, as a Balenciaga spokesperson with an army of stylists at her disposal. It looks like a deconstructed coffee-stained doily. Not her best look.
... and there's the back. In more ways than one. Ladies and gentlemen, we have butt cheeks.
Her cuckolded boyfriend didn't fare any better. The subject of a billion fantasies looked like he was ready to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in a dark green silk suit. The color and the fabric competed with one another, making it a loud and garish ensemble.
Quick, someone get Edward Cullen a pint o' green beer.
Dakota Fanning's brown hair is too dark for her. Her teal column gown was pretty, but the hair is a no-no. Back to blonde, please.
Greene looked lovely. This could have been an Oscar gown. Wearing her hair up was also a nice touch and a smart choice, since it let us focus on that pretty dress. She's the only one who shouldn't fire her stylist.
We're split on Nikki Reed's dress. The chain piping on the bodice looks cool and edgy up close, like the chains of a Stella McCartney Fallabella bag. But at a distance, it looks ill-constructed. The color is also meh.
Taylor Lautner looked handsome and polished in a grey suit. We're so used to seeing him shirtless as Jacob -- he actually cleans up nicely. Based on premiere suits alone, we'd almost have to convert to Team Jacob, as Lautner looked better than Pattinson on Monday night. His choice may have been safer and way less flashy, but the end result was superior.
And finally, Elle Fanning, Dakota's little sister, was also on site for the premiere, but she looked like she was ready to go hang out at Venice Beach instead with her short casual dress and those hideous moon sandals that are so not red carpet appropriate. Hell, they wouldn't even pass muster on the beach. They're essentially platform flip flops.