Court Show Bailiff

You can’t expect Judge Judy or Judge Alex to get off their duffs and walk all the way across the courtroom to pick up the promissory note that proves it was a loan and not a gift, can you? Well, thankfully, this glorified study hall proctor is on hand to take care of the matter.

In a real courtroom, he's in charge of protecting the judge, but on TV, he may as well be a security guard at Target.

Not everything about this gig is easy, though – after all, bailiffs aren't ever allowed to sit down.