Remember when you were growing up and your parents told you hard work pays off? Vanna White is here to prove them wrong.

For three decades, she’s brought in untold millions by turning giant tiles that light up. But even that became too taxing, so producers eventually took away all that turning business -- and now Vanna just has to gently tap the tiles.

We can only imagine the envy Pat Sajak must feel, since he has to, you know, talk to the contestants and stifle laughter when they get a puzzle answer colossally wrong.